10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels (Must Read)

Yesterday, We Posted “Hilarious:- 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM In Nigeria”
Today, Lets go with the 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels..
1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.
2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though
3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin….salt, peper, shoes and even boxers…and dey behave as if their father owns the world.
4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready…as if dem plant camera to monitor you.
5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).
6. The problem solver: this one’s room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.
7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.
8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday…i heard its called “COOLER MINISTRY”
9. The thieves: these once will be like, “I like this your Shoe o” b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.
10. The gamers: these once plays games…pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

Comments

Mr John Kerry arrives Lagos to hold talks with President Jonathan, Buhari. On elections

The U.S. Secretary of State with President Goodluck Jonathan: The U.S. Secretary of State with General Buhari:

Download: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

UPDATED The Company of Thorin has reached Smaug’s lair; but can Bilbo and the Dwarves reclaim Erebor and the treasure? And, if so, can they hold on to it? Having reclaimed their homeland from the Dragon Smaug, the Company has unwittingly unleashed a deadly force into the world. Enraged, Smaug rains his fiery wrath down upon the defenseless men, women and children of Lake-town. Obsessed above all else with his reclaimed treasure, Thorin sacrifices friendship and honor to hoard it as Bilbo’s frantic attempts to make him see reason drive the Hobbit towards a desperate and dangerous choice. But there are even greater dangers ahead. Unseen by any but the Wizard Gandalf, the great enemy Sauron has sent forth legions of Orcs in a stealth attack upon the Lonely Mountain. As darkness converges on their escalating conflict, the races of Dwarves, Elves and Men must decide – unite or be destroyed. Bilbo finds h...

How To Rebuild Your Slim Stomach After Pregnancy and Childbirth

A common concern for new mothers is how to get rid of their baby pouch and get flatter, more toned stomachs. For some women, re-strengthening their core seems easy enough, but for most of us, it is an uphill battle that takes many months, even years. However, with proper exercise and diet, the process is not as hard as many think. In fact, depending on your delivery method, there are specific exercises you can do to speed up your body’s recovery. A condition that is majorly overlooked in the quest to get your stomach flat again is Diastisis Recti: This is the thinning and widening of the connective tissue between the two muscles of the abdominal wall (rectus abdominus muscles). It is usually detected in later pregnancy as it occurs to allow the belly expand and make room for the growing baby. You can check if you have it by lying on your back with knees bent, placing your fingers in the midline of your abdominal wall from your belly button and lifting your uppe...

JUST DIBS

Search This Blog